I hate Boston

I hate Boston. I hate the Red Sox. I hate the Patriots. I hate the Bruins (and I don’t even follow hockey). I hate the Revolution. I hate the Celtics. I hate people who wear Red Sox caps. Real new ones, too. Boston wins one World Series in a hundred years and now everybody’s a fan. Puke. I’m tired of travelling somewhere, anywhere, and running into some loser wearing a Red Sox cap! Are you kidding me?! That’s not fashionable. They won once. They haven’t even won their division in over 10 years!! I’m letting them get to me, I’m letting them get to me.
The last straw was when I was at Grand Central Station…in NEW YORK CITY!!….and behind the counter at one of the coffee shops is this girl….wearing a Red Sox hat!!! I literally stopped, in the middle of Grand Central, with people bumping me and shoving me, trying to get by….and I just looked up, hoping for an anwer from above; or perhaps hoping He would look down at her and strike her down.

I hate Boston.

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